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[thecatspasta]

This is what the wild life snails are to me. Anyone who thinks snails arent terrifying is wrong

[koalazephor]

Mmmmmmmmmmm cowboy

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

[ozzyeelz]

Warden doodles hehee :3

[airagorncharda]

For any followers of mine still living with parents, guardians, family, or even just with roommates and who've never lived alone and/or fully on your own terms (whether ye be 16 or 60), I have TWO pieces of wisdom for you for when you eventually do:

You WILL discover that you were wrong about some shit you felt pretty strongly about before. Maybe you never realized how often your mom ACTUALLY cleans the bathroom and it turns out she asked for help really rarely. Maybe, much as it grates to admit, putting $50 into a different savings account every paycheck really IS the ONLY way to save any fucking money. Maybe that big rolling trashcan you resented your roommate putting in the kitchen, and got in that big fight about, really WAS super convenient and now you have to buy one for yourself after they move out and take it with them. Maybe blanching vegetables so they retain their color when cooked actually DOES enhance a meal, pretty food slaps actually, and the reason you didn't think it was worth the effort is because you were depressed.

You WILL also discover new shit that works SO much better for you than everything you'd been taught. Maybe you'll discover that dropping trash off at a recycling center at your convenience works way better for your brain than getting it picked up on a set day. Maybe you'll realize you don't actually hate tofu, you just hate how your family cooks tofu. Maybe you'll love being able to walk around the house naked whenever you want. Maybe you'll find you thrive in a space with giant framed nude photography, or taxidermy animals, or fandom themed Everything. Maybe you'll realize that keeping the thermostat set like 5 degrees colder (or hotter) than is typical makes you sleep better than you ever have before in your whole life.

The point of this wisdom is: Stay humble, but also, stay excited. There's no point pretending you weren't wrong about shit you were wrong about, just eat the crow and move on. But also, there's so much to look forward to about your own space-- even more than you could ever imagine when you don't have it yet.

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

still thinking bout that poll tbh

[jessiarts]

Hey, PSA:

On your phone, go to Settings> Security and Privacy> Privacy> Other Privacy Settings> Ads> Delete Advertising ID

Then go back to Other Privacy Settings> Google location history> Turn off Location History &/or Turn-on Auto-Delete (you can set a time period of how long to keep it)

Then, staying on Other Privacy Settings, go to '+ See all activity controls'> Web & App activity> Turn off (you can also turn-on Auto-Delete for here too)

Then Scroll down to Personalized ads> My Ad Center> Turn Off Personalized Ads.

Google has no business knowing/storing everything you do online, and knowing/storing where you go everyday. Turn it off.

These instructions are for an Android phone, IOS might be different. If you have IOS or another operating system feel free to add on with your own map to where they've buried these settings in your phone to help others.

[weaselmcdiesel]

work for class :p

[fangirleaconmigo]

Tell me about a joke that you and your family absolutely lose your shit over that other people would not get.

Tell me about the very unique way you pick on each other.

Or tell me about a pop culture reference your family will never let die and you’ve never heard any other family use it.

*chin on hands* I just love hearing these stories. (I’m obsessed with little loser microcultures like families and very niche fandoms) So lay it on me.

[skizabaa]

Secret Santa For @mocha-illustrates <3 Sol belongs to @venomous-qwille. Had a blast with this one <3

[kiasken]

just saw a post about how cute it would be if werewolves purred and the vibrations while cuddling.

imagine cockwarming a werewolf that can't stop purring so you keep cumming on his vibrating cock

[wysteribun]

ack my migranes!!!

[alfiely-art]

Hello putting platonic relationships on a pedestal is exactly the same as putting romantic relationships on a pedestal. A certain kind of relationship might be more important to you but it is not that important to others. We are all different we are all gonna value different things okay. Let's stop judging people for their relationships or lack thereof okay.

Someone might value their relationship with a pet above every other relationship and that's okay.

Someone may value their relationship with their family over every other relationship and that's okay.

Someone may value their relationship with their partner over every other relationship and that's okay.

Someone may value their friendships over every other relationship and that's okay.

Someone might value their relationship with themselves over every other relationship and that's okay.

Literally do what you want your connection to the world around you is beautiful and different and should be celebrated not questioned and attacked

That was my tedtalk tjank you

[spookyy-foxx]

For those asking how I’m doing since the accident- not too great. Physically I’m able to walk a little better but definitely dealing with some muscle trauma and unbearable ringing in my ears from my concussion.

Emotionally I’m the worst I’ve been in a bit. Driving is near impossible without hyperventilating or crying out of fear that every car I pass is going to hit me.

On top of that this is my first week living in a completely new state and having to work around my health insurance while being out of state so I’m really just at my limit.

I haven’t responded to DMs because I’m so exhausted. A few of you have asked how to help and literally the only thing I can think of is financial help to get groceries delivered and Uber rides to doctors because I’m too much of a nervous wreck to be behind the wheel lately. Some of yall have sent me money over the weekend and I can’t begin to say how thankful I am. You guys rock and I appreciate you all for checking in on me. I’m also hoping to stream once my concussion is gone so I can pay some medical bills. Thank you🖤

Paypa!: rvnefox

Ca$happ: spookyfoxxy

Venm0: spookyyfoxxy

[can-of-w0rmz]

“Male loneliness epidemic” brush your hair, shower and respect women for once in your life and you’ll be SHOCKED with the results